There appears to be some debate as to whether parsnips are nice or not. Apparently, some people detest them in the way one can hate Marmite. This was strange to me. I like parsnips. I like Marmite. Don't love 'em, don't hate 'em.
Anyway, because you're still reading, I'm going to assume you are in the 'I like parsnips' camp (officially titled Camparsnip and coming soon to a field near you) [...]